"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.”
President Abraham Lincoln
in Fall River High School’s world and they earned it.
They weren’t satisfied with taking the Girls and Boys Basketball top championships, their FFA let the world know they were there in force. Now their Softball and Baseball teams are winning. They never seem to do anything halfway.
Care, Cook, Dishwasher, Dry Cleaner, Maid, Tutor, Recreation
Coordinator, Bookkeeper, Secretary, Taxi Driver, Gardener, Referee ,
Nurse and Magician! Accepting applications now – must have experience in
all areas and be able to perform multiple tasks at one time. |
I have heard the term “Domestic Engineer” when trying to define a mom’s job description. Whatever you want to call it, the required list of skills is long and to pay for these services would make a mom’s annual wage around $2,325 per week or $125,900 per year! Here’s how we will break down your pay according to your job duties performed:
Daycare: Provide care and comfort to your children. Schedule play time, nap time and meals. $182 per week.
Chef/Cook: Responsible for family meals in a timely fashion. Also responsible to feed those unexpected friends your children bring home. $238 per week.
Dishwasher: Responsible for washing and putting away all dishes. Will also include some food prep and menu planning. $225 per week.
Dry Cleaner: Responsible for all grass stains, white whites and will take a vow to not shrink your daughter’s favorite sweater. Will wash, dry and fold laundry. $199 per week.
Taxi Driver: Will transport children to ball games, opens house, school activities and birthday parties. Every effort will be made to be on time…no guarantees. Conflicting schedules may pre-empt above guidelines. $362 per week.
Maid: Keeping the house tidy…vacuum, dust, clean restrooms, change sheets…and anything else that comes along. $182 per week
Tutor: Responsible for assisting with homework. Must be proficient in spelling, writing and math! $228 per week.
Recreation Coordinator: Organize play dates, camping trips, water park days, picnics and all other family fun activities. $303 per week.
Bookkeeper/Secretary: Balance banks statements, pay bills, take messages, handle all correspondence and make sure there is enough in the budget for family fun. $389 per week.
In addition, you will be a nurse to take care of all boo-boos, gardener, referee (when children bicker) and magician (to find everything family members have misplaced). If these duties are performed well, you will receive a 3% bonus. You always knew you were worth a lot, right. No amount of money or huge salary can replace the fantastic job and the love you provide in the occupation of MOM!